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Last updated on September 10, 2020The Ultimate Doohickey
Product #10101
Features
- Orange colour
- Large hidden inner chamber for storage of keepsakes
- Comes with cloth carrying case with handle (not pictured)
- Constructed of durable reinforced plastic
- Designed to improve with age
- Imported
Description
Doohickeys have been prized by young and old alike since the dawn of time. Some hold mysteries greater than you might ever imagine and some have never been seen by human eyes.
This copy of the greatest doohickey ever made can be yours.
Accelerated aging
Antiques cost more for a reason. Aging will improve this item, but we are unable to pre-age our doohickeys while offering them at this affordable price.
To speed up the aging process, we recommend the following procedure:
Day 1: Enjoy your doohickey in its brand new state.
Day 2:
- Drop it repeatedly down a flight of stairs
- Dunk it in a cold water bath
- Let it dry
Twice a week for the next 7 weeks: repeat the steps you took on Day 2.
Care instructions
Approved cleaning products
- plain water only
Cleaning products to avoid
- soap
- spray cleaner
- vinegar
- laundry detergent
- baking soda
This doohickey can handle whatever stresses you subject it to - its character will improve with heavy use.
History
The original was a stone relic taken from an ancient tomb, worn, crumbling, and barely discernible from its encasing cobwebs. It has now been rebuilt and a manufacturing process developed using cutting-edge technologies and lots of lasers.